I didn't make this! I copied it from quizilla. I thought one part was funny hehe.

Okay, hi. I'm Itsu and the reason Zetsu isn't on here is because he's mine!!
Zetsu: Hehe... yeah :3
Me: :D Anyway, you wake up in the MYSTERIOUS Akatsuki hideout and look into a MYSTERIOUS hat full of MYSTERIOUS items!
Zetsu: Get to the point, Itsu-darling.
Me: Uh, oh yeah! :) So, when you reach into the hat, you pull out a bloody tooth.

You hold up the bloody, pointy tooth and look around hopelessly. You give up after nobody said anything and sat down again. All of the sudden, you're in the closet! Kisame was sitting across from you and, damn, were you confused! Kisame just stared at you grinning. You cocked your head and said shyly, "Kisame...?"
Kisame nodded stupidly and did the peace-sign.
"That's me!" he yelped. You were in such daze that you decided to just go with it. You trugded over to Kisame and kissed him once on the lips... just a little peck :3.
He blushed uncontrollably and you giggled.
"Wow, I never thought you would actually kiss me! I thought we would just sit in here and talk," Kisame declared.
You sat beside him and got a little bit closer. He got the idea and smirked. He FINALLY kissed you! Although it was only on the forehead, you knew it was the thought that counts! You enjoyed the moment and crawled onto his lap. When Zetsu and I opened the door, you guys were asleep! We thought it was so cute that we just closed the door and left you there :3.

KISAME, THE MAN-EATING/FOREHEAD-KISSING FISHSTICK!